500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation


brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

vvorldwideweb:

im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

vein:

I put the pro in procrastination