SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
"I’m full, do you want my dessert"
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
"im 12 but i am mature for my age"
my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
I put the pro in procrastination